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cheap crap
item failed in first week.company wont give refund.my last purchase .i have tried 3 of these and all crapped out.save your money
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It failed?... Maybe you need to stay after school together and study;)
Good
My relationship with this toy was an interesting one. That is, until the rubber pieces started falling out, making it unable to function properly.
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Some relationships are complicated. Unlike most exes, though, this one will only show up at your door when you order it.
Sooo good!
“I LOVE IT!” I moaned loudly.
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"THANK YOU!!!" We screamed appreciatively.
The Best
Outstanding masturbator. I have several and this is by far the best. The swirling action will drive you up the wall. It feels like a tongue swirling around your cock. It brings me off in just a few minutes. It's great. My girl likes to use it while we make out so she can control to load.
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We're honored to have made it to the top of your masturbator leaderboard. If you're in the market for some new contenders, cum back to us anytime. ;)
Cum Machine !
I Love It ! However its just not powerful enough , not big enough, I can't get my entire penis in All The Way. I'm just a little to big (Diameter) and (length) and I think I'm about average size, The intense rotation is Fantastic on the head, and about an inch of my shaft. It will make me cum but I would Love to get all of me in. Hopefully the next Upgrade will take these factors into account, My Girl Friend Loves Pumping my Dick with this New Cum Maker, she Masturbates while using it on Me..... You know we men are going to Fuck This Thing Silly as well as our Girl Friends while They Pump the Cum Out of Us With it. Make it Stronger with a BIGGER MOTOR PLEASE....And Let the Cum Explode!!!
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Ever since Simpli has 'exploded' onto the scene, we've been a 'Head' above the rest. Wel-cum to the team.
It was great until it quit charging
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Like we always say here, if you love something, ride that thang ‘til the wheels fall off. Our customer care team will reach out to make sure your sex life never loses power.
Regrettable purchase
This felt amazing when I first gave it a spin…then the spinning stopped. Abruptly. About 3 minutes into the session. Which was the first session that it experienced. The first and last and very short session, left me feeling pretty blue and certainly wishing I’d not purchased this product. Those three minutes at the beginning really did feel amazing, I’ll give it that…
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The art of the tease is a sure fire way to ramp up excitement in the bedroom. However, you should know exactly what to expect from a toy you buy. Our customer care team will reach out to set you up with a toy that won’t blue ball you.
Junk
If you are looking for a Disposable product then this is yours! I have bought two of them. The first one failed I thought because it got a little wet. So I bought another because I liked the way it felt. I was very careful this time because of the first. After maybe 5 uses it stopped charging. So it is dead. Stay away!
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We’re sorry about your bad luck with the portable fuck. Our customer care team will reach out to find you a toy that’s less disposable.
What a toy!!
At first I wasn’t so sure about it but with plenty of lube and some alone time I experienced one of the greatest orgasm I’ve ever had. As soon as I slid it down my shaft the tight hole and spinning nubs had my toes curling in extacy. Within minutes is brought me to a shaking orgasm. Needless to say I used it 3 more times that day. Just making this review is making me want to use it now. Gotta go lol
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Honestly? This review makes US want to use it. We're about to cause a scene in the warehouse. You painted a pretty picture, and a picture is worth a thousand orgasms. You're well on your way.
Ok
Not to bad but I was looking for a up and down sensation . not round and round
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Sometimes, we get so excited by 'Extreme' in the product title that we glaze right over the 'Rotating Masturbator' part. Happens to the best of us.