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Four Stars
Like it but there should be a vibrator attached to this.
Didn't last long
It was good while it lasted.
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Hi An Anonymous, Thanks for leaving a review. I am sorry to hear that your item is faulty, we will be more than happy to help. Please contact customer service so that we can start your exchange process for the toy. Kind regards, Angelica | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Non recieval of product
I am not happy, I still have NOT received my product. I even paid extra for faster delivery and still nothing. I have contacted support and have received nothing
Terrible
I never received my item. It said delivered a week ago and I never got it.
Crystal jellies
Fun an simple. My wife loved it.
Every woman's dream
Yup. She loves it.
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Every woman's dream? We'll have to start calling this dildo Dong Juan. | Simpli Comedians
Very satisfied!
Very nice! Has a great heft and texture. Decent size and fun color. Also easy to clean.
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And it never talks back! | Simpli Comedians
Girlfriend complained it was too flexible
Originally she complained of the size but then the size worked for her with some lube. But because it was so flexible she had trouble keeping it on the spot she needed. But shes still working with it and its a quality item ,easily cleanable and made very well according to her. She originally wanted me to return it as we hadnt opened it yet and she felt it was too large but shes definitely making do with it.
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Hi Mick, Thanks for taking the time to leave us a review. We will send you a personal email to get this straightened out for you. Please let us know if we can be of any further assistance. Kind regards, Angelica | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Four Stars
Great .... But has plastic smell (strong)
Warning, using this toy is VERY ADDICTIVE
Love it! We both love it when we use it on each other. Definitely a must have in any home kink collection
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But unlike everything else that's addictive, this one doesn't need a health warning. Except that you might have too MUCH fun using it. | Simpli Comedians