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Perfect fit
This Plug is the perfect size for my husband’s tight, little asshole. Once we lubed it up and got him on all fours, it just slipped right in. His cock immediately began to drip precum. I informed him he was to wear it all day while he cleaned the house, so that his ass was ready for me to fuck when I got home from shopping with my girlfriends.
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What a lucky guy! Who says a wife can't give her husband flowers? If you ever need to round out your bouquet, you'll know where to find us.
Great
Great on time and good service
Smooth puss
The flower is Sooo sexy in my wife's ass while I hammer away at her pussy And she loves the full feeling of double penetration
Icicles
It was great until I dropped it on the floor and breaking in half at the neck
Simpli Pleasures
Well we'd rather the toy break its neck than the user, but still, that's a tragedy. Sometimes all we can do in life is pick up the pieces and move on. (And come back to us for a replacement.)
Fun
Good shape and size
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We told this toy to shape up and ship out...to your door in discreet packaging!
A+
It’s a beautiful piece and looks exactly as shown! The shape increases size pretty quickly so it may take some patience to get it in, but I think that can be part of the fun! This is my first anal plug and I am happy with the purchase. Be sure to use an anal lube. I like Intimate Earth Ease.
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Patience is a virtue. Especially when it comes to butt plugs. | Simpli Comedy Club
Honestly, this is the Perfect Plug
I was super impressed with the packaging, making it a very good gift for your partner. This plug is 1000% better than the rest, and here’s why..Firstly, the triple beaded design is super fun and gives a challenge point for beginners to reach the next larger one. Second, glass is far better than steel or silicone. Everyone has their preferences, but mine is glass. It is as easy to clean as steel, feels hard like steel, it is easy to ‘handle’, it is prettier to look at, AND it can be used for temperature play. All those things considered, the BEST part about this plug is the flared design of the base. Most plugs are simply round, which can get uncomfortable after extended use. The base for this one is large enough to be prominent, but the design makes it SUPER comfortable for long-term play. This toy is worth way more than the price for it, so do yourself a favor and add it to your collection immediately.
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There's a reason why glass and ass rhyme. It's simply meant to be. | Simpli Comedy Club
Good for beginners
good for first time users
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We like to think of this plug as a tutorial for your tush. | Simpli Comedy Club
Super cute
Super cute
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It's the perfect little cutie for your booty. | Simpli Comedy Club
Enjoyable
It actually was really easy to get it in and out. It cleans very well and is very pretty.
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This toy is so pretty you could honestly leave it out on display as a piece of art, but we still think you'll have more fun if it's, well, tucked away somewhere. | Simpli Comedy Club