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Best. Dildo. Ever. (IMO)
A little embarrassed to be typing a review, but I wanted to let people know how this is, so here goes! I've been wanting this for a while and finally got it... I'm so glad I did. A little background on me. I'm a transgender man, to give you an idea of what I'm working with. I tend to like long, and more slender rather than thick. I LOVE glass. This dildo is exactly what I was hoping it would be, and that is AMAZING! I haven't really tried anal but this thing legit makes me want to try it. No matter what you're putting it into, I'm sure it would be enjoyable. 100/10!
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Don't be embarrassed to leave a review! You should be amped to gloat about your fabulous 'gasms. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Perfect
Easy to clean
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Easy to clean, easier to get very, very dirty. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
My all time fave!
My all time fave! Third one I've owned.
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Third glass dildo's the charm! ♥- Simpli Comedians
Perves everywhere need this.
Oh yowzer, this toy is fun to play with your girlfriend with. You can literally put this sucker in the freezer and make it cold, then use it on her, and then go inside too, and it makes her vagina feel cold and icy.. Girls love it, and it looks so delicious when you use it in different orifices. I like to watch as I play with it on girls. I recommend it. So fun.
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Pervs and prudes alike can get down with some temperature play! ♥- Simpli Comedians
She loved it.
Valentine’s Day spicer up er. She loved it , which means I loved it. Looking forward to putting the other end in her other end next time. Big O’s all around.
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After all, variety is the spice of wife. ♥
I found the perfect Unicorn Horn
The Icicles No.2 Hand Blown Glass Massager is beautiful. I bought it for a unicorn horn, not as a personal toy. I wasn't entirely sure about buying something from an adult store, I'm glad I bought it. The pictures don't do it justice.
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Any way you use it, we're just glad you love it. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Pleasantly surprised
I'm fairly inexperienced so I was hesitant with using dildos, but I was pleasantly surprised with this sensation. I've tried the silicone ones and wasn't really feeling it but this glass is awesome. I'm sticking with glass for now on.
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Once you go glass, everything else is ass. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Good
Thickness was little much and the lube didn't seem to work very well on it and I have 5 different kinds of lube. But can still use but for sure not as much as the other toys we have.
Five Stars
It was great while it lasted until it fell on the floor!
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Ok, that is the ONE con. ♥- Simpli Comedians
IT'S AMAZING
Love it perfect for couples play found my new best friend lol
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A friend with benefits, if you will. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians