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Perfect
Great for practicing deep oral sex. Not a ridiculous diameter so relatively easy to insert. Highly recommend. Also big enough to beat any late night intruder. LoL
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We love a sex toy that can be used to beat off AND beat up. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Product lasts!
Bought for my wife and her girlfriend. They absolutely love it! Fills both up and leaves them shaking for more
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Polycule tested, polycule approved. ♥- Simpli Comedians
HUGE
This thing is not for beginners and is pretty massive in length. The width isn't too big, maybe a bit much for anal beginners. Make sure to use lube.
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Good thing we sell lube too :) Check that 'Essentials' tab, grease lightnin'. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Huge
Huge not for beginners I love it
Not too firm
My wife and girlfriend love this toy.
Quality product!
helpful staff and a willingness to make sure things were right with the order. Quality product.
marshmallow into a coin slot
So floppy as to be uninsertable
Not as expected
The size was not as expected. Have not opened the package but can’t return. Did get a credit to use for something else.
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Hi there! We really appreciate that you've shared your feedback with us. We try our best to make sure our product assortment has been curated for everyone and everybody, sometimes things just aren’t a perfect fit. I can also confirm that we've assisted you regarding your concern. Still, it's unacceptable for us to have disappointed customers, so, please let us know if you need further assistance. I hope you try shopping with us again in the future! Kind regards, Jasmin Customer Care Team
Fun by yourself or with a friend.
I use mostly for solo play. Can ride it tip to tail and I love hearing partners or spectators ask "where does it all go?". Also I love to fold it for a dp experience, tried all the hotkinkyjo type things I can with it so just time to move on
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Dang. You're using this double-dilly so next level, we'd call it Fiveplay. ♥- Simpli Comedians
great toy for a lot of pleasure
great toy for a lot of pleasure
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Keeping things brief to get back to using it again? Good thinking. ♥- Simpli Comedians