Massager Vibrator Buying Guide

As part of our library of Buyer Guides, we’re introducing the massager vibrator today! This guide will detail traditional massagers in various designs as well as unique massagers that deliver extra sexy functions for you to experiment with. Read on to learn more about this super popular vibe and find a personal masseuse for your own collection!

All About the Massager Vibrator and Its Variations

Massagers are more than temporary relief for minor body aches – they can release you from sexual tension, too! Massagers feature long, large handles and big bulb-sized heads that are strategically made to give you a wider range of pleasure or body relief. Each massager has a set of settings that send invigorating vibrations to the targeted area. Massager vibes are considered one of the most powerful and quietest personal pleasure tools on the market, so they’re definitely a must-have in your own sex toy stash! Here are several classic orgasm-inducing wands in the traditional massager form:

The Original Hitachi Magic Wand

Vibratex has made its mark in the sex toy industry with monumental sex toys that have been around for years, such as the Rabbit Habit being the first rabbit vibrator available to the U.S. market. Another one of these significant inventions is the Original Hitachi Magic Wand, which has been renamed to simply the Original Magic wand. For over 30 years, this personal massager, often referred as the Cadillac of massager vibrators, has become one of the most legendary pleasure tools around. Vibratex has upgraded the Hitachi in some ways, such as offering a cordless, rechargeable version, but still maintains its trusted quality. Since many have tried to imitate this Vibratex classic, don’t worry about Simpli Pleasure having fakes – we only offer the originals here!

The Original Hitachi Magic Wand

BodyWand Midnight Massager

Here’s a sleek and sophisticated massager from X-Gen Products that also sends thrilling, powerful vibrations to your sweet spots. Since this massager wand is electric, like most massagers are, you don’t have to deal with the rattling of batteries inside the vibrator, making it too noisy to fully enjoy your intimate moments.

BodyWand Midnight Massager

Here’s the mini version of the BodyWand!

LELO Smart Wand Rechargeable Vibrator

Designed by LELO, a renowned luxury sex toy company, the Smart Wand guarantees to delivery luxurious pleasure that you’ve never had before with any other ordinary vibe! Luxury vibrators like the Smart Wand tend to be more high-tech and feature more vibration functions and a quieter, rechargeable motor. Charge it up to its max, and enjoy the LELO Smart Wand for up to two hours straight! This celebrity of a massager has LELO’s exclusive and special SenseTouch Technology that adjusts vibration patterns automatically for you for hands-free control. You can also enjoy this chic mega vibe on your travels and avoid embarrassing situations where the vibe goes off unexpectedly with the handy lock feature, which keeps the vibrations off until you release the lock.

Lelo Smart Wand Medium/Large Rechargeable Vibrator

If you’re looking for a massager that’s more travel-friendly and discreet, there are some that are the miniature versions of their regular-sized counterparts. Check out these petite (and adorable) wands that can give you the same power-packed arousal that standard-sized massager vibes provide:

Topco Climax Minis Mighty Max Wand Vibe

A fun, colorful mini massager, the Topco Climax Minis Mighty Max Wand Vibe is a palm-sized vibrator that you can conceal in your purse, suitcase or even a smaller travel or cosmetics bag. The Minis Mighty Max Wand has a similar size to the traditional bullet vibrator, but it has a rounded head and provides more vibration settings than you would find in bullet vibes. Also, it doesn’t have an obvious shape or form that would give your naughty secrets away!

Topco Climax Minis Mighty Max Wand Vibe

Pixie Mini Vibe

On-the-go pleasure has never been easier! The Pixie Mini Vibe is another variation of the miniature line of massager vibrators that are better suited for travels. Though small, the Pixie Mini Vibe, which is smaller than a standard-sized lipstick, has a large bulb head that you’ll find in other massager designs. As a waterproof sex toy, this baby-sized vibe can be used for erotic water fun, too, while you’re on vacation.

Dream Massager G-Spot Vibrator

Although the Dream Massager G-Spot Vibrator isn’t your typically shaped massager, it’s still considered a massager since it provides sensual stimulation to your vaginal hot spot (the G-spot). With its slinky, elegantly curved shape, this G-spot massager vibe lets you experience extra internal stimulation, which isn’t something classic massagers can do. You can even use the Dream Massager for clitoral stimulation as well.

Dream Massager G-Spot Vibrator

Jopen Ceres Lace Massager Vibrator

Another travel buddy you’ll love to take with you for pleasure anywhere! Jopen Ceres Lace Massager Vibrator is also a sex toy that doesn’t have the typical massager shape, but it does have the massager-type functions necessary for erotic excitement. This stunning luxury personal pleasure wand features a lovely rounded shape with a lacy pattern and added texture for even more massaging effects.

Jopen Ceres Lace Massager Vibrator

The last two products listed aren’t conventional massagers, and we want to show you more of these unique vibes in case you’re interested in the other interesting variations of this popular wand of naughty joy.

Infinit Silicone Massager Waterproof Vibrator

Now you can get triple the massage and have endless pleasure possibilities with the NS Novelties Infinit Silicone Massager Waterproof Vibrator! This ultra-versatile massager vibe has three flexible wands that can bend and twist to your command and become your own customized sex toy. This 3-in-1 vibrator is rechargeable as well, making it an ideal travel companion for all your erotic escapades.

Infinit Silicone Massager Waterproof Vibrator

Zeus Electrosex Arcana Electro Vibe Wand

Ready to kink it up with your massager play? The Zeus Electrosex Arcana Electro Vibe Wand combines the body-rocking magic of vibrations and electricity into one exciting intimate toy! Now you can experiment with other sensations that can take you to new levels of pleasure. Don’t worry – the electricity mode programmed in this massager is body-safe and won’t electrocute you; just remember to not bring this product in the shower or bath with you!

The Almighty Hot-Cold Massager

Enjoy the thrills of temperature play and vibrations at the same time with the Almighty Hot-Cold Massager! This high-tech, luxury personal masseuse uses hot and cold elements to arouse and surprise your sweet spots with extra stimulating sensations. Just like any other massager, you can use the Almighty to relieve tense muscles (including your sex muscles!). This is a truly relaxing massager vibe that has multiple purposes for you to benefit from.

The Almighty Hot-Cold Massager

You can also try a smaller massager that has warming/temperature functions: the Cal Exotics Warm N’ Glow Warming Waterproof Massager.

The Octopus Massager Vibe

Whimsically shaped, the Octopus Massager Vibe is a fun body and personal massager that is crafted with four tentacles to knead those sore, tight muscles and give you a variety of sexy play to enjoy. You can use the tentacles to tease and tantalize your external erogenous zones simultaneously until you climax or simply use this method for foreplay. This sensational vibe is also well-disguised – no one will know you’re using it for your naughty desires! Another way to use the Octopus Massager Vibe is with erotic massage oils and spoil yourself or your lover with a sensual massage with a happy ending!

The Octopus Massager Vibe

Four Hot Tips to Do with Your Personal Masseuse

Massager vibrators are often used for strong clitoral stimulation. But what if you want more with your massager and want to make it a multi-talented pleasure wand for all kinds of sexual situations? Here are four tips and tricks for you to do more with your current or new massager toys:

1. Bring it to the bedroom. Want to give your partner full control of your pleasure or need a little extra tingle while engaging in foreplay? Get yourself ready for your romp with your lover by using your massager to stimulate your clitoris or other pleasure zone (e.g., nipples). By using any type of sex toy in the bedroom, you can increase your chances of climaxing with your partner and bring extra spice to your sex routine. You can also put on a private show for your mate and use the vibrator wand and masturbate with it while he or she watches you please yourself and achieve mind-blowing orgasm. Another way to enjoy a vibe with your partner is by pressing the head of the vibe gently against their sweet spots and let them feel the intense vibes of pleasure.

2. Go low and steady. Most massagers have a low setting, but many massager owners tend to use the higher or highest vibration modes because of the stronger, more powerful sensations. However, try the lower vibration intensity and let your pleasure build up, even if it takes an hour. You can experience an more explosive orgasm!

3. Take advantage of waterproof features. If your massager is waterproof, you can take it to the shower, bath, hot tub or pool for sexy water fun! You can now have even steamier solo sessions and switch up your environment by taking your mega vibrator in water.

4. Make your most sensitive hot spots even more sensitive. How do you do that? With stimulating gels, of course! Most of these large, handheld vibrators can only be used for external arousal. If you have trouble climaxing with clitoral stimulation or want to make your hot button even more excited, you can use a clitoral stimulating gel like the Intimate Organics Intense Clitoral Stimulating Gel. When you apply this type of lubricant to your sweet spot, you experience electrifying sensations that you didn’t feel before. The stimulating gels are specially formulated to increase blood flow, so they’re effective sex essentials to add to your pleasure box.

INTIMATE ORGANICS INTENSE CLITORAL STIMULATING GEL

Convinced that you need a massager vibe in your hands now? Don’t delay, and order yours today from our Massager Vibrator Collection! While you’re browsing our selection of massagers, take some time to read through our other sex toy buying guides to see what other erotic treasures you want to add to your toy box.
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