Whether you’re a mom with a house full of kids and need a little ‘me time’ or you’re a college student who needs to get away from crazy class schedules and roommates for a little personal fun, extra quiet vibrators will be your best friend! Although it’s true that there’s not a vibrator (yet!) that’s 100 percent silent, you can still fool those around you and fly under the radar with your sexual desires. These super quiet vibrators are designed specifically to give you the ecstasy and satisfaction you’re looking for without the hassle or disturbance of loud vibrations. Now you can stop being paranoid and wondering, “What if someone hears me and my secret comes out?!” Read our exclusive guide to see what types of vibes you can get that are designed specifically for quiet, pleasurable settings anywhere you go.
Whisper-Quiet Vibes for Your Pleasure Box
Let us introduce you to some of our best-selling, featured extra-quiet vibrators! Here’s a list of eight of the quietest vibrators you’ll find, and this is just the beginning to your adventure through the world of quiet, discreet, and exciting vibes that will help you keep your erotic secrets:
1. Satisfyer Pro 2 Air-pulse stimulation
The Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoral Stimulator provides touch-free clitoral stimulation and thus an extra dose of pleasure with its intensive pressure waves and tingling pulsation. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is equipped with our innovative Satisfyer Airpulse technology. This bestseller will give you such explosive orgasms you won’t be able to get a enough of it. It’s never been so easy to keep your sexual wellness in balance.
2. Shane's World® Sorority Party Vibe Nooner
Breaking News! Finally, a smarter vibe has arrived with the know-how to provide equally blissful pleasure to both your G-spot and clit, leading to so many massive multiple climaxes, don't be surprised if your two precious pearls become so spoiled, they demand the Sorority Nooner vibe several times each day!
3. SIMPLI Vibrating Wand 01 Silicone Body Massager
Loaded with 20 different vibration modes, this wand vibrator allows you to customize the vibration settings and gives you plenty to experiment with. A feature that's this wand vibe has that others don't is the rotating function in the head, which creates unique sensations that almost mimic oral sex motions. With 8 rotating speeds, you can adjust the rotation to your liking.
4. LELO Insignia Lyla 2
Keep your secret lust under control and pamper yourself with one of the most luxurious sex toys around: the LELO Insignia Lyla 2! Lyla is a sophisticated, versatile vibrator that comes with a wireless remote control, which you can use yourself or hand over to your lover and be his or her sex slave for the night. Sleek and smooth, this high-end bullet vibe can be inserted for an internal massage or placed over your external pleasure zones for exciting stimulation. Since the LELO Insignia Lyla 2 is waterproof, you can take your secret to the shower with you and hide any vibration noises your roommates might hear!
5. We-Vibe Touch X Versatile Palm Vibe
Soft and plush to the touch, Touch X is a magic multi-tasker for all sensual needs. It delivers earthshaking yet whisper-quiet vibrations. Petite and sensual in design, Touch X can be used to heat up foreplay, body massage, or slipped between partners during sex. Plus: it's rechargeable and waterproof
6. The Butterfly Kiss G-Spot Vibrator - Platinum Edition
Give your sweet spots kisses of pleasure with the Butterfly Kiss G-Spot Vibrator! In a beginner-friendly size, this charming vibrator helps you reach your G-spot and delivers body-tingling sensations to your inner nerve-packed walls. The butterfly platform at the base of the shaft sends thigh-quivering vibrations to your hot button. Quiet and petite, this discreet G-spot vibrator makes a lovely alternative to the classic rabbit vibrators.
7. LELO SIRI™ 2 Hand-held Clitoral Vibrator
Siri 2 comes in a classic design ergonomically shaped for maximum satisfaction. It fits perfectly with the contours of your hand and has a four-button interface that is easy to understand and operate. Siri 2 is also 100% waterproof. Pair that with powerful vibrations and a very discreet motor and you can do an infinite number of things to spice up your love life.
8. The Valentina Dolphin Multi-Function Bullet Vibrator
Slip the tickling Slay™ Lover into your purse or handbag for knee-shaking pleasure wherever you go. The curved massager fits between your fingers to let you deliver pinpoint tantalization and thrill with contoured vibrations. Get playful while you flicker through 10 indulgent vibration, pulsation and escalation functions with the easy-touch control button. Effortlessly control pure pleasure with an easy-touch silicone button and hold for 3 seconds to turn on or off.
How to Make Your Silent Vibrator Even Quieter
To give you extra tips on how to make any vibrator you own, even your new extra-quiet vibrator, even more discreet, try these tips to help keep the noise and vibration level on the down-low and ensure that your secret naughty desires stay safe:
1. Use the lowest setting on your vibrator. Many vibrators have multiple vibration modes, and the lowest or lightest vibration has the least noise level. If you prefer higher vibration power because you climax faster with stronger vibrations, it might be worth it to take it slow and go low, especially when you need quiet personal time.
2. Check to see if your current vibes are waterproof, or get a new vibrator that is waterproof. If your bathroom isn’t echoey and you can conceal the noise of the vibrator while you’re taking a shower, a waterproof sex toy can prove to be your best friend when you need to release built-up sexual tension. You can also use a vibrator while submerged in water, and that will help eliminate the noise level almost completely. Just make sure that the vibrator you choose is 100 percent waterproof.
3. Switch your ordinary vibrator with a luxury vibrator. This not only helps you get a quieter vibrator, but it also promotes even better personal pleasure when you treat yourself with a high-quality vibe made from topnotch materials. Luxury vibrators also have better motors that produce powerful vibrations on a low noise level, even with higher vibration settings. If you can, invest in a luxury vibrator and experience more discreet, mind-blowing pleasure.
4. Play your favorite songs while you’re getting it on. Playing moderately loud music can help hide the vibration level and allow you to relax even more with the music and fully enjoy your solo session. But what about playing tunes straight from your vibrator? OhMiBod, a leading luxury and high-tech intimate product brand, has developed several vibrators that can connect to your music player (e.g., iPod, iPad, and mp3) and vibrate according to the beat of the song.
5. Use your bed comforter or pillow to muffle the vibration noises. Covering up with a thick, plush comforter or a fluffy pillow and keeping it close to your body while you tease and please yourself can make the noise level decrease immediately. The thickness of the comforter or the pillow will determine how much you can hide the noise, so the thicker, the better!
6. Get a rechargeable vibrator. Battery-powered sex toys can be extra noisy because the vibrations shake the batteries inside. If you want to save money over time with your vibrators and have an extra-quiet and eco-friendly vibe, invest in a high-quality rechargeable vibrator. These vibes tend to be more on the side of luxury vibrators, which are known to be powered with incredible, ninja-like motors that keep your naughty private life on a low profile. You get more benefits by investing in a rechargeable vibrator!
Don’t worry – we won’t tell anyone about your naughty secret! We also offer discreet shipping and billing, so your privacy remains safe and secure. Go ahead and explore to your naughty heart’s content. Be sure to browse through our Extra Quiet Vibrators and Discreet Vibrators collections to see the wide range of vibes we have here at Simpli Pleasure. You can also grab some Sex Essentials while you’re at it to make your self-pleasure journey even better!