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Topco Average Joe Dion The Architect Vibrating 9 Inch Dildo

15 reviews

Topco Average Joe Dion The Architect Vibrating 9 Inch Dildo

A vibrating version of the popular Average Joe dildo, Dion The Architect combines six distinct modes of stimulation with extra soft, pleasantly pliable, incredibly lifelike styling to fantastic effect.

Shaped into a classically styled shaft with a nice thick tip, the Dion is slightly tapered at his exquis...
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Description
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A vibrating version of the popular Average Joe dildo, Dion The Architect combines six distinct modes of stimulation with extra soft, pleasantly pliable, incredibly lifelike styling to fantastic effect.

Shaped into a classically styled shaft with a nice thick tip, the Dion is slightly tapered at his exquisitely curvy tip, allowing for smooth penetration.

Just underneath, the supple, squeezable head widens subtly into the thicker shaft, gently stretching as it penetrates and stimulates- you'll adore how evenly the variable patterns of steady, pulsating and escalating vibration are felt  throughout.

A simple spin-dial remote with lots of attached cord easily cycles this dildo through its pleasure paces.

Completely safe for anal play and extra deep insertion, a set of pliable balls acts as a barrier against too-deep endeavors and also helps hold a harness O-ring in place, if desired.

The suction base is extremely sturdy, and easily secures Dion against almost any smooth flat surface, be it vertical (windows, shower doors) or horizontal (floor, counter etc).

 Made of a plush, deceptively lifelike TPR (thermoplastic rubber) material with both impressive flexibility and a satisfying stability, the Average Joe cleans easily with warm soapy water.

This phthalate-free material must be dried thoroughly before storage, which should be separate from other toys.

Topco recommends storing this Architect in a plastic bag with a small amount of cornstarch to keep it feeling silky and smooth.

Compatible with water and silicone lubricants.

Not recommended for use in water.

Requires 2 AA batteries (sold separately).

    Measurements
  • Base type: Flared with Suction
  • Circumference: 5.5 inches
  • Insertable Length: 6 inches
  • Length: 9 inches
  • Width/Diameter: 1.6 inches
    Feeling
  • Contains latex: No
  • Contains phthalates: No
  • Flexibility: Flexible
  • Material: Skin-Safe Rubber (TPR/TPE)
  • Texture: Fanta Flesh
  • Waterproof: Splashproof
    Power & Speeds
  • Battery Info: 2 x AA batteries
  • Controller Type: Wired - scroll wheel
  • Power Type: Batteries (not included)
  • Vibration speed: Speeds and patterns
    Extra Info
  • Adventure Level: Intermediate
  • Anal Safe: Yes
  • Harness Compatible: Yes
  • Has balls: Yes
  • Suction Cup: Yes
  • Who's it for: For Either Sex
  • Remote-controlled vibrating 9-inch jumbo dildo for double the pleasure
  • Combines two popular sex toys into one
  • Dildo with realistic details for a more intimate experience
  • Suction-cup base to stick to smooth, flat surfaces for hands-free fun
  • Harness-compatible dildo for more variety in sex play
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3.3 Based on 15 Reviews
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    T
    12 Feb 2021
    TP
    Average Joes has others that are better for beginners

    I will start by saying, this is not for the faint of heart. This is definitely thicker than expected, but still enjoyable. Preparation is needed before use, and definitely not for a first time user. Average Joes has others that are better for beginners.

    CD
    17 Jan 2021
    Client d.
    TRES BON GODE

    TRES BON GODE VIBRANT MATIERE REALISTE ET TRES MOILLEUSE PLUS QUE CELUI QUI NE VIBRE PAS MALGRE SON DIAMETRE 3.3 CM IL PROCURE SANS ODEUR DE TRES BONNE SENSATION ET LES DIFFERENTES SORTES DE VIBRATION SON ASSEZ PUISSANTE DOMAGE PAS RECHARGEABLE

    CM
    09 Jan 2021
    Chelsie M.
    So good!

    Definitely bigger and thicker then advertised! But that’s a good thing, definitely a good one to start off with

    A
    11 Dec 2020
    Amber
    Not good

    Made me itch and melted onto another toy

    K
    17 Oct 2020
    Krysten915
    One Star

    The vibrating part didn't work

    LG
    14 Oct 2020
    Lonely G.
    Great buy

    Best toy that I have gotten so far. It's soft and not too huge. Has several vibration settings...The suction cup allow it to stick to the glass table, the shower walls, and other such surfaces. I haven't used in a strap-on, but I believe that it may have the ability to fit in one...It was definitely worth the $20 something dollars that I spent to buy it.

    KT
    11 Jan 2020
    Kimberly T.
    Its HUGE.

    The Average Joe is anything but average. It is soft and feels very real. The Average Joe may be shorter than other ones but the girth and thickness make it not so average. I'm more of a beginner myself and it hurts. It will take some practice and other things to use it. Well worth the money, but if it's your first time I would advise starting with a smaller one. Otherwise, if you are experienced this would be perfect for you.

    SH
    09 Jan 2020
    Sandi H.
    Four Stars

    as described

    T
    24 Nov 2019
    TW
    Very girthy!

    This is a very impressive-in-size dildo. I was kind of deceived by the brand's name being 'Average Joe'. I have owned a different model of this brand before and thoroughly enjoyed the fact that it was within average size, in my opinion. I don't really remember which one I had in the past unfortunately. I ordered this dildo thinking it was going to be on the shorter side of average. Granted , it is shorter than a lot of the size-gratuitous dildos, but make no mistake because it is VERY thick! It's remarkable looking, but I personally will never try and actually use it. Unfortunately, this is a non-returnable item, for understandable reasons. I gave it 4 stars however, because the vibrating quality of this dildo is fantastic. I plan to find a way to remove it from the toy and make use of that alone. In summary-good dildo for non-amateurs who are into LOTS of girth. Not a beginners toy, in my opinion. Excellent vibrator.

    JW
    29 Jul 2019
    Jacob W.
    Might as well buy the fist. This is not average size.

    This thing is way too big. I don't know who these people are using to gauge their version of "average" but this is not average. Might as well buy the fist if you think this is average.

    27 May 2021
    Simpli Pleasures

    Hi Jacob, Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item you received is not up to your satisfaction. As per our Pleasure Promise, we will definitely make things right for you! Please kindly check your inbox as we've reached out to you with a solution to improve your customer experience. Kind regards, Angelica | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com