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This thing is a workout! This is not for beginners, I will lead with that. That said, this material is literally the most comfortable and realistic material I could possibly expect from a dildo. The texture of the Ultraskyn is just fantastic! The skin texture is really soft and has alot of give. The suction cup really helps if you're sitting it on a base such as a smooth tile floor or chair. Bless you if you manage to get this thing to stick to a wall, though. The sheer weight will not allow this to hold on any of the tile I've tried. It's not far-fetched to say you could knock someone out with this thing. The firm core, for this piece at least, is not as firm as one might expect. It's really floppy! Given that, it can be a bit difficult to maneuver it if you're using it on your own. Once you get it in, though? You'll drool over the unbelievably smooth ride, it's jaw-dropping.
This is by far the biggest toy I've purchased, but it feels.... Right. Not too hard, not too soft. It is definitely a girthy beast with plenty of length to fill. The veins are definitely a nice touch. Yes, that's an unopened loaf of bread.
Almost three inches wide, should've double checked measurements. Can not use, lol. Emergency defense weapon, seriously.
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This is definitely not a beginner toy, but for those of us who love a true stretch it's amazing. The softness helps a lot compared to something like the Mr Universe which is similar thickness but much stiffer. This one is great for riding if you get a suction cup attachment. It can be a bit much to work in on a soft surface like a bed though... If you have the right harness you'd be in for a wild time with a partner strapping it on.