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Five Stars
good
Haven't found a man who doesn't like it...
I've bought one of these as a fun treat for a few men. They all love it. When they use it alone, they say it really enhances all the sensations. It's also a fun for couples. You can really drive a man crazy with this. It's incredibly soft and slippery when in use, and cleans up really easy. It's supposed to be disposable, but if you are careful and clean it well, you can get about 5 uses out of each one. All and all, it's a simple, fun way to spice things up in the bedroom.
Ok for a try, wouldn't buy again.
Got this on a whim to spice up our evening, definitely a 1 time use toy. The lube that comes with it is sticky and of low quality so I would highly suggest using your own, the texture inside was not noticeable and the egg only covers the first half of his shaft. The price of this was ok since it was an add-on item but I would not spend the $30 for a six pack since there are other toys out there that are worth the money. Pros- one and done, no clean up Cons- $$$, one time use, texture isn't noticeable.
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Excellent
Excellent
Really great sensations! It's even fun to squish in your ...
Really great sensations! It's even fun to squish in your hands when not in use. It's my first Tenga product and I'm definitely gonna buy more soon to try them all out.
Two Stars
fell apart
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Soft and Stretchy Love
I bought one of these on a whim, having seen them for years I figured they must feel great if they are still on the market, let me buy one for the hell of it. Packaging is well thought out. The egg holds the very soft squishy masturbator and some lube. Dump the lube in the egg, and start to go to work. Its very flexible, so even if it looks tiny, it will be able to slide up and down the most engorged member, so your package won't have any issues if you do it right. While the egg is marketed as a one-time use toy, you can get more than one use out of it. Simply rinse clean and pat dry with a paper towel and return the masturbator to its egg. As a replacement lube, Astroglide makes a good acceptable substitute but its not as viscous as the lube included with the egg (cut it with some KY for a very close approximation). Overall if you are looking for a toy for your chest to spice things up from time to time, or you are a lonely college boy that no one gives a second look at and need something to keep you from getting sores on your member from over-rubbing, then this is a worthwhile purchase. Recommended.
great
awesome looking kind of confusing but i liked it
Almost Like Receiving Oral
I saw these being used in videos and thought I would try one. I really like it and just ordered a 6-pack set to try other internal textures. The very soft elastic material feels good and with the egg mostly in contact with the upper end of your member, I think it feels similar to receiving oral sex. The movement and sucking sensation is extremely enjoyable (you control to your liking). I also like the fact that this had no smell like many like products have. Clean up is easy: wash with warm soapy water, rinse, and blot with paper towels (turn inside out too). Then let air dry. I sprinkle a little corn starch power on it and store back in the egg case.
Only if you're small
I bought all 3 because I'm a Keith Haring collector. I used a Tenga egg once....ONCE....because it ripped after one use! I don't like the "eggs". It might be okay if you're small, but just okay. A canister masturbator is much better.
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