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It’s just alright
I honestly don’t feel it a whole lot like it’s advertised. It is smaller and thinner than I thought it would be. It’s possible to wear for extended times as well. I wore this 24 hours just fine although after 18 hours it was a bit awkward. I found virtually no difference between it facing either direction and the tab does not press on anything as advertised. As an in-the-moment you not so great. As a little something you stick in and forget it’s alright and doesn’t dig in like circular plugs. I was comfortable sitting, walking etc with it in.
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We like the way you think: a buttplug for everyday and a buttplug for special occasions. Never be caught empty-assed. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Very expensive with little to no worth
The reason it costs so much is because the money goes towards convincing people on the internet that it works, not because it works.
Let the Helix Syn work for you.
This is fantastic. Whatever anyone writes about the Helix Syn is an understatement. It will blow your mind, if you allow it. I'm older and the only thing I wish is that I had grasped this joyful opportunity many years ago.
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On the bright side, you've got a lifetime of anal pleasure to catch up on with this little booty beauty. ♥- Simpli Comedians
SCAM!!!! USELESS GARBAGE.
This device does absolutely nothing at all. It's nothing more than a small piece of rubber. And now that I want a refund the company is trying to charge me for it.
A lot of fun for someone interested in prostate stimulation or just butt play in general
This is my first toy of this genre (i.e. butt) and I've enjoyed it thoroughly in the few instances I've found the time. I appreciate the fact that it is hands free. The resulting sensations are both quite pleasurable and quite different than what I'm used to.
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Hands: free. Ass: full. ♥- Simpli Comedians
I like it but on the small side
I like it but I am going to buy the Trident. It is a little to small to get the stimulation I desire.
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After all, nothing goes better with a prostate stimulator than another prostate stimulator. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
Gut
Gut
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As in, this was so good it remixed your guts? Totally. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Uno de los mejores del mercado
Es un producto de silicona de grado médico que se usa sin manos. Para obtener el placer esperado hay que persistir y practicar en el tiempo, ya que no se consigue con los primeros intentos. Es muy recomendable visitar los blogs de Aneros para obtener resultados y aprender a utilizarlo adecuadamente, sino es así, la frustación está garantizada.
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And hey- de nada. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Good stuff
Yep, it's a butt plug
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And you're right- it speaks for itself. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Perfect toy
It’s good.
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When it's good, it's gooooooood. ♥- Simpli Comedians